Application to Join the Mafia

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APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA

Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________

Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?_____  For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?

                                  I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________

                                  Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________

U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________

U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______

(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)__________

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses

1 lb. mozzarella cheeze

1 black shirte widda white tie

1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)

1 pr. pointie shooz

1 wite hat, widde blacke brim

1 pr. cement shooz

1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)

1 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra

1 Appy Face Button

Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!