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There were these two cows, chatting |
over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you,
this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.
They say it is spreading fast;
I heard it hit some cows
down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried,
it don't affect us ducks."
( Cow Joke at WWJ, World Wide Jokes Web )
" Burn the government
not the cows! "